If you’re single and you’re not trying to get laid on Valentine’s Day then you are a certified loser! I’m not trying to be harsh here. I’m just trying to set things straight and get you into the mindset of getting laid today. Here’s a step by step approach towards getting laid on this sex-based holiday!
Step By Step Guide To Get Laid On Valentine’s Day
Use The Internet
If you are not using the Internet to get laid today then you’re not doing everything you can to hook up. There’s a number of fuck sites you can use to well, get laid! If you’re not a member of the best dating sites then you’re not going to have the best chances like those that are members. It’s rather imperative that you join at least one. If you already have done so then great. If not, then you must do it now before continuing.
Search For Someone
Get logged into the site that you’ve joined and start the search process. That means looking for someone to connect with that is within 5 miles of your house. You need to look close to try and get laid because connecting with anyone that’s farther than that might seem like too much work for them and they may not be down for it so suddenly on a day like today. Look close for better chances.
Send A Message
Your job is to now send a message to every person that you’d contemplate hooking up with that lives somewhat close to you. Even if you’re only 50/50 on hooking up with them, you should send a message. Remember, you’re trying to get laid today and you’re running out of time. It’s important that you focus on as many leads as possible at this point. Once you find someone that agrees to meet then you’re golden.
Get Ready To Meet
You’ve got to now get ready to meet. That means going to the bank to get cash. Make sure that you have enough cash for a hotel room and also make sure that you have condoms on you. If you don’t have both of these items you better get them immediately. Lastly, you need to come up with a list of bars you can meet at for a few drinks. Do not waste your time at a shitty dive bar. Find a decent bar that doesn’t scream “I’m a broke loser” and see how it goes.
Go Get After It
You’ve now got everything that you need and it’s time for you to put things in motion. It can’t get any easier than this. Join a dating site, meet someone, have some drinks, take her to a hotel room, have sex, call it a night!
This is literally all that you need to focus on if you want to get laid this Valentine’s Day. If you have any questions or concerns, all you need to do is email me and I’ll do what I can to help.