Well, it’s not a secret now, but supposedly John Mayer has turned to the famous Raya dating app in order to hook up with someone. The Raya app is one that many famous celebrities in New York have been using. This dating app network is known as the illuminati.
This app works in a rather strange way. It’s not like any of the other apps that exist today. Actually, it’s kind of like Tinder but far more exclusive. Lots of people that have been talking about Raya speak of it as if it’s like flying first-class, with all other hook up apps being similar to riding coach. Reason being, there are far less people within the network. Most of those using Raya are famous (to some extent) and they’ve earned the right to use it. At least that’s the way most Raya users see the site and iOS app.
I’m not here to just talk about the Raya app though. In fact, far as I’m concerned, it’s not a good app at all to use if you want to get laid. That doesn’t matter though. What I’m here to discuss is John Mayer and his search for a date or maybe even just a booty call.
John Mayer recently signed up to become a user of the exclusive dating app. He had previously been dating Katie Perry and hooking up with her since 2012. They’ve since split up and apparently he’s on the prowl for some new girl.
It wasn’t as simple as John Mayer registering and becoming a member. He actually had to go through the process of being approved by a committee to become a member. If you think this is ridiculous then you’re not alone. I think it’s complete bullshit and the fact that you have to be approved by a committee just shows how exclusive and small the network likely is.
Small networks scare me because that only means everyone has likely fucked one another in some way shape or form. No thank you. I’ll stick to my heavily populated casual dating sites that get me laid in the blink of an eye.
John Mayer, good luck on the Raya app, but if I were you, I’d be secretly using a real dating site that works and isn’t so snobby. Fuck all that noise!
If you have any interest in learning more about the app John Mayer is using, click here to check the official site out. You’re not going to be able to join unless you’re a celeb.