Holiday parties are an extra treat that most people look forward to at the end of the year. They do so for more than just mingling with executive management too. Some like to hook up at the holiday party. Here are some facts that might help you put your D in the P at your next holiday party.
Things To Know To Get Laid At The Holiday Party
First off, I can’t take credit for all of this because I came across a survey conducted which consisted of 2,000 people. After digesting that survey, I came to the following conclusions about holiday parties and hooking up. I’ve of course used my own personal experience as well, which is a lot of hooking up to say the least.
Upper Management Gets Most Action
If you’re looking to hook up and you’re senior management then you’re in luck because these are the ones that seem to get lucky most often at parties. 65 percent of the senior/executive managers admitted to having sex at the holiday party. I’d suggest offering senior managers a shot or two if you really want to get lucky. Spend time close to your superiors but don’t smother them. When they are ready to bang you’ll know it!
The IT Department Gets Crazy and Often Laid
IT Departments have been known to push limits at holiday parties by either getting super drunk, hooking up with a co-worker or doing something silly that most people will remember for years to come. According to the survey, 76 percent of IT get crazy at these parties. It’s true that need to watch out for the quiet techy people. The sys admin I used to work with ended up banging the receptionist just because he gave her access to watch Netflix!
Clients Like Action Too
Some companies invite their clients to their holiday parties. When they do get invited, it’s not uncommon for them to hook up with others. It’s primarily those in transportation, logistics or sales that get down and dirty! I’ve met with vendors and yes, I’ve had sex with them. It’s part of the process. Get over it. LOL!
Office Holiday Parties Cause People To Cheat
Okay, so, I’m not one to point fingers or judge. That being said, according to the survey, 9 percent of people that took the survey admitted to having cheated on their significant other during a holiday party. I’m guessing that means some have kissed, but many have also fucked. The fact of the matter is this when co-workers get together and party there’s a good chance that one or two will be banging too!
I should also disclose that unfortunately not everyone gets lucky at office holiday parties. I’ve been lucky to have done so in the past but I’ve also been one of the unlucky ones. That didn’t stop me from trying to get laid that night though. After the party was over, I simply logged into Snapsext from my phone and started connecting with locals to hook up with. Of course, it worked like a charm and I ended up getting laid that night. Another holiday party success!